BEING A WOMAN IS BETTER

Women have the advantage over men.Sometimes it doesn't feel that way,but it's true.After all,we were allowed to get off the Titanic first.

*We have enough sense to realize,the best way to get out of being lost is to ask directions.

*There are times when chocolate really can solve all our problems.If the chocolate doesn't cover it,a little shopping will take up the slack.

*A few well timed tears could get us out of a speeding ticket or make our partner surrender completely in an argument.

*If the tears don't work,showing a little thigh or cleavage still has power in this jaded age.Cleavage on a guy means he's a plumber.

*Men die earlier so we get to cash in on the life insurance,retirement funds,savings bonds,whatever.

*We look cute in our boyfriend's clothes but they look pretty ridiculous in ours.

*We don't look like a frog in a blender,when dancing.

*We can hug a friend without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

*Hey,we get free drinks ,free dinners,free movies.

ARE YOU STARTING TO GET THE PICTURE????

*We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

*A new pretty colour lipstick or nail polish can make our day.

*We can forget to shave without it showing.

*We can congratulate a team-mate without touching her butt.

*We can conceal our zits.

*We don't have to touch our privates from time to time to make sure they're still there.

*If we're dumb,some guys actually find it cute.

*We have the ability to dress ourselves.

*We can talk to people of the opposite sex without picturing them naked.

*We'll never regret piercing our ears.

*We can assess a person's personality and character by their wardrobe,shoes and jewelry.

*if we marry someone twenty years younger,we know,we look like an idiot.

*We can find our beverage at a party by the lipstick mark.

I CAN GIVE YOU A THOUSAND MORE EXAMPLES,BUT I THINK YOU GET IT.'ROCK ON SISTERS!!!!'