Monday, January 19, 2009

Call 1-800-Horny Hunks

If you're feeling kind of down,
Because your man is out of town,
Just email or give a call.
Have just one,or have us all.
We know our stuff.
We'll make your day.
Hope to hear from you Jean'ne.

Score 'one' for the Porn queen.



15 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:37:00 PM

    OMG - they are ALL butt-ugly. No thanks, I rather use my vibrator...LOL

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  2. It's hard to find a bunch of handsome naked guys.
    They either have nice bodies or nice faces.Not many with both.

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  3. Anonymous11:51:00 AM

    Don't have a vibeator,would saty out of batteries...have to have something to hold on too...take the third from the left...hahaha I like the real thing or nothing.hahaha

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  4. Anonymous12:01:00 PM

    Ugly haha..if its day ..draw your curtains...if it night ..turn the lights out,take your pick and settle back for the ride.You are wanting babies with them ...just a good fuck.(giggles)

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  5. if you need something to hang on to.I might have an old RUBBER DAVE in my stockroom.Probably,slightly damaged.Any port in a storm.

    The real Dave is slightly damaged too.

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  6. Anonymous1:06:00 PM

    Don't want the real one...he would never stand up to the job,I like to be on the bottom some time....HI Jeannie,Gil got a copy of the lawyer post.gone to Offise Depot to have some made like a plea to Gil..Oh yes ...ehe says he will not leave me again.if he get tired of poking ..he will just stick his finger in it.

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  7. Dave would die of a stroke or heart attack if he had to keep up with you

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  8. Maybe Gil better be careful too.You might wear it down to a little nub.

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  9. Anonymous1:18:00 PM

    I told Gil I had a snapping turtle down there...I guess he trying to find it.hahahahah

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  10. You're going to scare him,and he'll be frightened to put it in.

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  11. Anonymous1:30:00 PM

    Well I'll put in myself...(giggles) he says I voodoo him.aww hell he like it ,should have let it be.hahaha

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  12. Maybe you could say at some point .OH!I'm sorry honey,I think I snapped it off.
    OH,well,they can sew it back on these days.

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  13. Anonymous1:38:00 PM

    (GIGGLES) I will be back late..they are here to pick me up.Talk with you later on..I will be good...tell those horny hunks I have to see what I am getting..haha

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  14. Anonymous5:56:00 PM

    I think the one next to the black guy has the biggest package.

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  15. Anonymous6:28:00 PM

    I didn't see that one ,but you are right.hahaha

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